Push-Message-Randomizer/messages.yaml
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messages:
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🚀 "Up, up, and away! Bumping versions to infinity... and maybe just the next release."
Because nobody has time for bugs. Unless they're in the code... oh wait. 🐞
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🐒 "A highly trained monkey bumped this version. Proceed with caution."
Don't blame the monkey if things go bananas! 🍌
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🌱 "New version, new me! The software goes through more changes than a teen in high school."
Let's hope it doesn't start listening to moody music. 🎸
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🔧 "I bumped the version so you don't have to. You're welcome." 🙌
Your productivity just got a tiny boost. Or maybe not. 🤷
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🐉 "Release the version-bumped Kraken!" 🐙
May the bugs tremble at the sight of this update! ⚔️
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📈 "Just like fine wine 🍷, this code only gets better with age... or so we hope."
Try it out before it ferments too much. 😆
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🌊 "The tides of change are upon us! 🌊 Version bumped!"
Surf's up, developers! Grab your keyboards. 🏄
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🔥 "🔥 It's lit! New version, who dis?"
Shiny, new, and (hopefully) better than ever. ✨
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🍕 "Bumped the version, but don't worry, it's still cheesy as ever!" 🧀
Extra code toppings available on request. 🍄🍍
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🤖 "Beep boop. Version upgraded. Resistance is futile."
All bugs will be assimilated. 🕹️
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🦸 "Like a superhero with a new suit, this version's ready to save the day!" 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️
Or maybe just your afternoon. 😎
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💥 "I came, I bumped, I merged. Mission complete."
Version bump, like a boss. 👊
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🧙 "A wild version bump appears! Cast 'git merge' to continue..." ⚔️
Use your strongest spells. It's super effective! ✨
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🌮 "Bumping versions like Taco Tuesday 🌮 - one at a time, but still a party."
Pass the guac... and the release notes. 🥑
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🐢 "Slow and steady bumps the version." 🐢
Somewhere out there, a hare is laughing. 😂
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🧠 "New version, same old bugs. But it's the thought that counts, right?"
And we put a lot of thought into this one. 🤔
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🍦 "Bumped the version. Treat yourself to some code-flavored ice cream." 🍨
Now available in bug-free vanilla. 🥄
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🎩 "Version bump, now with 100% more top hats and monocles." 🧐🎩
Fancy code deserves a fancy bump. 🍷
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🔍 "Bumped up the version, but we're still searching for that one missing semicolon."
Will the bugs make it out alive? Stay tuned! 📺
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🕶️ "Like sunglasses for your code - this version bump just made it cooler."
Because who doesn't love a good upgrade? 😎