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Dockerfile

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+FROM alpine:latest
+
+RUN apk add --no-cache bash yq
+
+COPY entrypoint.sh /entrypoint.sh
+COPY messages.yaml /messages.yaml
+
+RUN chmod +x /entrypoint.sh
+
+ENV OUTPUT_FILE="message.txt"
+
+ENTRYPOINT ["/entrypoint.sh"]

README.md

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+# Push Message Randomizer
+
+This repository is the result of a long day and the typical "it's 12 o'clock at night and I'm bored but don't want to go to sleep" situation.
+Everyone knows it...
+
+This container automatically selects one of the entries written in the `messages.yaml` file and writes it by default to a new file `message.txt`, which can also be changed as a variable `OUTPUT_FILE`.

entrypoint.sh

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+#!/bin/bash
+
+MESSAGE_FILE="/messages.yaml"
+OUTPUT_FILE=${OUTPUT_FILE:-"message.txt"}
+
+NUM_MESSAGES=$(yq eval '.messages | length' "$MESSAGE_FILE")
+
+RANDOM_INDEX=$(( RANDOM % NUM_MESSAGES ))
+
+MESSAGE=$(yq eval ".messages[$RANDOM_INDEX]" "$MESSAGE_FILE")
+
+echo "$MESSAGE" > "$OUTPUT_FILE"
+
+echo "Selected message written to $OUTPUT_FILE"

messages.yaml

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+---
+messages:
+  - |
+    🚀 "Up, up, and away! Bumping versions to infinity... and maybe just the next release."
+    Because nobody has time for bugs. Unless they're in the code... oh wait. 🐞
+
+  - |
+    🐒 "A highly trained monkey bumped this version. Proceed with caution."
+    Don't blame the monkey if things go bananas! 🍌
+
+  - |
+    🌱 "New version, new me! The software goes through more changes than a teen in high school."
+    Let's hope it doesn't start listening to moody music. 🎸
+
+  - |
+    🔧 "I bumped the version so you don't have to. You're welcome." 🙌
+    Your productivity just got a tiny boost. Or maybe not. 🤷
+
+  - |
+    🐉 "Release the version-bumped Kraken!" 🐙
+    May the bugs tremble at the sight of this update! ⚔️
+
+  - |
+    📈 "Just like fine wine 🍷, this code only gets better with age... or so we hope."
+    Try it out before it ferments too much. 😆
+
+  - |
+    🌊 "The tides of change are upon us! 🌊 Version bumped!"
+    Surf's up, developers! Grab your keyboards. 🏄
+
+  - |
+    🔥 "🔥 It's lit! New version, who dis?"
+    Shiny, new, and (hopefully) better than ever. ✨
+
+  - |
+    🍕 "Bumped the version, but don't worry, it's still cheesy as ever!" 🧀
+    Extra code toppings available on request. 🍄🍍
+
+  - |
+    🤖 "Beep boop. Version upgraded. Resistance is futile."
+    All bugs will be assimilated. 🕹️
+
+  - |
+    🦸 "Like a superhero with a new suit, this version's ready to save the day!" 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️
+    Or maybe just your afternoon. 😎
+
+  - |
+    💥 "I came, I bumped, I merged. Mission complete."
+    Version bump, like a boss. 👊
+
+  - |
+    🧙 "A wild version bump appears! Cast 'git merge' to continue..." ⚔️
+    Use your strongest spells. It's super effective! ✨
+
+  - |
+    🌮 "Bumping versions like Taco Tuesday 🌮 - one at a time, but still a party."
+    Pass the guac... and the release notes. 🥑
+
+  - |
+    🐢 "Slow and steady bumps the version." 🐢
+    Somewhere out there, a hare is laughing. 😂
+
+  - |
+    🧠 "New version, same old bugs. But it's the thought that counts, right?"
+    And we put a lot of thought into this one. 🤔
+
+  - |
+    🍦 "Bumped the version. Treat yourself to some code-flavored ice cream." 🍨
+    Now available in bug-free vanilla. 🥄
+
+  - |
+    🎩 "Version bump, now with 100% more top hats and monocles." 🧐🎩
+    Fancy code deserves a fancy bump. 🍷
+
+  - |
+    🔍 "Bumped up the version, but we're still searching for that one missing semicolon."
+    Will the bugs make it out alive? Stay tuned! 📺
+
+  - |
+    🕶️ "Like sunglasses for your code - this version bump just made it cooler."
+    Because who doesn't love a good upgrade? 😎